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Jack Cat’s Renegades by Chris Page |
Introduction Marauding tribes of Britons, Picts, Jutes, Saxons, Celts, Angles, and Gauls tore down the more civilized vestiges of the Roman occupation in frenzied attempts to eliminate each other and establish their own dynasties. Succeeding only in establishing a plethora of mini-kingdoms, the slaughter gathered pace. Thus, the period known as the Dark Ages took shape. All eyes around the campfire were on their alpha leader. “He was my father.” The tough, motley-looking bunch sitting around the roaring campfire nodded. It was the sort of statement they could completely identify with. “I was a bit older, twelve maybe,” said Patch, scratching his one-eyed head with the mental effort. “Got caught by a castle reeve stealing food from a store room. Dropped a big rock on his head from the ramparts.” They all chuckled. Unusual extermination of any human being amused them. “How about you, Arrow? Bet you were just as lethal with a bow when you were a boy, eh?” Arrow nodded at the memory. “Bout the same age as Patch, although I didn’t shoot him. I couldn’t. The bastard stole my bow and a good quiver of shafts, so I cut his head off with his own axe when he was asleep and got them back.” Bullwhip cleared his throat. This would be a good one; nothing this crazy, deviant misfit did was ordinary. He didn’t disappoint them. “Dunno how old I was then, still don’t, but I remember the occasion because it was the All Hallows festival, and they had a big bonfire going in the middle of the settlement. I was creeping around the back, stealing jugs of mead and selling drinks by the mouthful to the other boys when I got caught by the local bully, a long, thin streak of pestilence called Stick. He gave me a beating for stealing the mead and then stole it himself. I waited until he was drunk, then smashed him over the head with a log. Sticks and logs are kindling, so I threw them both on the bonfire when nobody was looking. They burned so well there wasn’t much left of either of them next morning.” Everyone howled with laughter. “What about you, Baby?” Everyone turned to the emotional man mountain called Baby Giant. Seven feet tall with muscles like Heracles, tears would stream down his cheeks at the slightest provocation. The harder he cried, the more he was enjoying whatever violence he was thinking about or inflicting upon others. To call him cry-baby, however, was inviting the most violent of ends. “Strangely enough,” replied the giant, ignoring the tears that began to course down his cheeks, “I didn’t kill anyone, at least not on purpose, until I joined this crazy bunch.” There were nods around the fire. Being a member of the Renegades did that to a man. It was kill or be killed, no other way. “But I’ve certainly made up for it since,” he added as an afterthought. “Gode? “ All eyes turned to Gode, sitting next to Jack Cat, one of only two women belonging to the band and, for those who knew or cared about these things, the most deadly female warrior in post Roman Britain. “Much as you’d expect it was a man trying to rape me when I, too, was about ten,” she scoffed, tossing her jet black hair. “I poisoned him the next day with belladonna in his mead. I knew all about poisons by that age. My mother was a simpler or herb lady, and I used to help her. In her case this involved the relatively innocent occupation and husbandry of growing, understanding, and using herbal plant lore as a balm for bodily disorders. Then she died and I took it to another level. Belladonna, also known as black There was silence as the hard men around the campfire absorbed this. They all knew that Gode was no chaste warrior queen, but a fierce and highly attractive battlemaid who could hold her own alongside any of them in cursing or a dirty sword fight, added to which she had the courage of a lion. But this revealed a whole new persona. Now she added the moly of a poisoning witch and man-hating viper-in-the-bosom. A hells-broth of an arsenal, especially as most of them in the Renegades regularly fantasized about One or two of them fidgeted and subconsciously felt for the reassuring presence of spherical flesh in their groins. “Who was he?” a grinning Bullwhip asked. Gode looked at Jack seated next to her. “As our leader here has already demonstrated, some fathers are just better off dead.” |